"Don't pee on the dog."
"You pick that up off the floor and you eat that.....right now, mister!"
"Don't lick that. It has pee on it."
"Don't choke your brother!"
"NO. You may not pee on me. We don't pee on Mama. I don't care if you said please."
"If you do that one more time I'm going to let your brother bite you."
"Get your hands out of.... Eww! Don't drink the fish water!"
"I said put that away! For the last time, we do NOT PEE ON THE DOG!"
Parenting: it's not for the faint of heart.