I appreciate that I haven't been in the very best of moods lately and that some of my recent emails might have reflected my grumpiness.
I understand that the majority of my internet searches, emails, thoughts, and other free time center around horses. What can I say? With only a month left of pregnancy I'm jonesing pretty bad to get back in the saddle again.
I also appreciate that your ads are designed around my email/search content, and not the product of an marketing effort.
NO, I DO NOT NEED A HORSE INCINERATOR.
PLEASE STOP SUGGESTING THAT I GO BUY ONE. IT'S COMPLETELY DISTURBING.
I don't care if it's a "high-quality unit".
I don't care that you're offering it at discount prices.
Why would you even think I NEED a machine that incinerates animals, much less a "USED" one?
That's really, really, really gross.
Becky, the non-horse-burning Gmail user