Yay! I got another article published at The Shake.
I should post it on my blog.
But wait. I just posted yesterday. I should wait a day or two before posting this one. I'm bad enough about updating regularly - I should spread the love out. If I start posting twice in one day, they'll think I'm on some kind of writing spree, and get all spoiled.
I'll wait a day. Yeah, that's a good idea.
And then I'll write a really interesting intro, so it doesn't feel like I'm just sending them a link and shooing them away.
Except.... Oh, geez. SQUID! THE YOGURT IS NOT FOR FINGERPAINTING THE DOG. GROSS. You either eat it or you put it on the counter....NO. I MEANT EAT THE YOGURT IN THE CONTAINER, NOT LICK IT OFF THE DOG. STOP. I'm not joking, little man. STOP, RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR NOSE IN THE CORNER UNTIL YOU'RE 20.
Has he stopped?
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to put a kid in the corner.
did a little more research and discovered that the undies I wrote on was a marketing
prank done by a feminist group to raise awareness of how sexist
Victoria's Secret underwear is.... which, the more I think about it, just
makes it seem even sillier.
I actually researched it before I wrote about it, but I didn't do a good enough job. BAD, Becky. Bad. Go get the Cone of Shame.
Also, I'm bummed, because I missed the chance to make fun of the angry feminists instead of Victoria's Secret. Boo.
Ah, well. It was a good lesson to learn.